Bhtch Bucket Bozo - Gyrating Bhtch

Al Dente/Allrego

(instrumental)

Schizo

We're Bhtches, we're getting busy
Can we kick it?
Yes we can!!
Busy all over in Ben's basement
Mike, can I have a sample please?

(I hate that one)

That's a sample
But be glad because they're not ample
We've only got five or six

We've got Brud on the drums
And Russ on the guitar
And me on the guitar
And Ben on the bass
And Sean's doing vocals
And Mike's got the Mac setup
Setup, setup, setup
He's got the Mac setup

Bizzy!!

Does anybody have anything creative to add?
I don't know

We've got Brud on the drums
Can I hear it Brud?
Break it down

I'm tired of saying this
Haven't you figured that out yet?

Rusto

Spackle!!!

Bolonesge non troppo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rape your mother!!!!
Kill your sister
Set your dog on fire!!!!

And now the man with the words!!

Looking at you I can feel my heart wrench
Looking at you, my poor heart breaks
Looking at you, aaaaaaaaaaaargh
Feel my heart break
Looking at you
I can feel my soul ache
I was there when you needed someone
Now I need you and you're on the run
What's the matter with me, am I really that bad?
Do you think I'm that pathetic and sad?
Since I met you, I'm no longer bold
Since I met you, I've grown very cold
What was it that you said?
Made me cry
Oh yeah, don't even try
Now I'm through with the giving
Time for me to start living
My turn to take, your soul's at stake

Scatalogia

Go Bhtches!!!
Get busy!!!!

Do the Hairbo!!
Do it! Do it

And they'll come to your town!
And they'll come to your town!
And they'll come to your town!
Ain't comin' to my town!!!

Spaghetti Western

Haven't beat my wife in so long
Used to be my favorite thing
Haven't beat my wife in so long
Ever since she brought that thing into the house
Then someone introduced her to Smith and Wesson
I can't hit her no more
She's the biggest whore I know
Then someone introduced her to Smith and Wesson
I can't hit her no more

How ya' doin', tiger?

Go Bhtches!!
Get Bizzy!!

Wave your arms in the air
Wave them like...Charro

Here we go, baby...

Pesto/Presto

Sweet Willie Fucking Machine!!!

The Clappus

Oh, uh, me so horny

Bowl/In the Wall

There's bricks in the wall
There's wood in the wall
There's bugs in the wall
There's hair in the wall
In the wall
There's mortar, there's nails
In the wall
There's mortar, there's nails
In the wall
There's mortar, there's nails
In the wall
Everything else will pale.