Goofus and Gallant Blues - Gyrating Bhtch

Well, I'd like to tell you a little story tonight
It's called the Goofus and Gallant Blues
You know Goofus and Gallant
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Gallant likes to go to bed on time
Goofus doesn't do his homework
I fucking hate Gallant
Gallant's donating a kidney to Gary Coleman
Goofus is masturbating in the closet
Gallant likes to help old ladies across the street
Goofus chases the dog with a fork
I think, deep down inside, we're all Goofuses
Or is it Goofosity?
Let's hear from all you Goofuses out there tonight
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
All right all you Goofuses, smack a Gallant for me
Gallant cleans his room
Goofus dropped a brick on a Puerto Rican man
Gallant...asshole
Early to bed and early to rise makes a Goofus healthy, wealthy and wise
Put a sock in it, you fuck
I'm a Goofus and I'm proud of it
Deep down in our heart, we have Goofus coursing through our veins
Let it out, let it out, don't repress it any longer
We can all achieve perfect Goofusness
Because when you get right down to it, that's what it's all about, the whole Goofusness
Gallant, that little boy across the street, always wanted to be more like him
What would you do if you saw him now?
Exactly...he'd get kicked in the nuts
Twice
Harder the second time

For our big finish, we'd like to drag a Gallant up on stage here tonight and beat him to death with his own pancreas

Maybe some of you would like to know how to get to Goofusland
It's real easy
Take Church Street
Turn left on Asbury
Take another left on Emerson
Go about a mile and a half
Honk your horn and your there...Goofusland

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Sounds like a Goofus to me.

Now, he's a Goofus like me
There's hope for all of us
Each and every one
Give in to the Goofus
Even Sir William T. Earle