No Richard - Gyrating Bhtch

I'm in love with the girl next door
I'm in love, even though she's a whore
But I've got a problem that I can't lick
I'm in love, but I've got no dick, NO DICK!!

Happens all the time, happens this way
I wanna go, she wants to stay

Yeah, I'm always the last one picked
Girls don't like me, 'cause I've got no dick

I'm in love with the girl next door
I'm in love, even though she's a whore
But I've got a problem that I can't beat
I love to dance, but I've got big feet

Happens all the time, happens this way
I wanna go dance, but I have to say
You know, I never get a second chance
Because I can't dance

I'm in love with the girl next door
I'm in love!!!

I'm in love with the girl next door
I'm in love, even though she's a whore
But I've got a problem that won't go away
I've got a problem, she thinks I'm gay
Happens all the time, happens this way
I wanna fuck, but she thinks I'm gay

You know I'm always left astray
Girls don't like me, they think I'm gay
If they just gave me one chance, I'd show 'em