gyrating bhtch
Session:
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
Well I went, went out for a walk And on this walk, I saw the mailman Whoaaaaa, now the mailman He, well he was delivering the mail Went up to him, said "door to my apartment" Mailman hasn't been able to get in there, and I haven't been able to get my mail Mailman said, "well, when I get to your place, which happens to be down the block--I don't have to walk far--I'll give you your mail. But you'll have to go to the post office to get the rest of this cleared up Whoaaaaa the mailman said these things to me But I was in a hurry I had to work, you see At that point, I weighed my options I said to myself "well, I could wait for the mailman, or I could go to work, be on time, et cetera" I have a history of being at work ten or so minutes late, or early So I figured well, I'll wait for the mailman Mailman said "all right, well, give me a minute and I'll deliver the mail" So as I was waiting for this mailman to come to my apartment ...took much longer than it should have... I got to thinking about life About those thing that one doesn't think of during a busy working day Oooooh the mailman So, I thought to myself "what does life mean? To us as humans, to us as beings on this earth?" And just as I was coming up to a solution to this age old problem The mailman rounded the corner, came up and gave me my mail Ooooooh, mailman He's in blue Sometimes delivers my mail Sometimes gives it to Drew When Drew comes over Gives me all my mail Ten to one says "weather's lookin' bad, and it's gonna start to hail" Ooooh, the mailman Oooooh ho the mailman He's a kooky wacky fellah But he's our mailman. Then there was another time This was actually a different mailman I was younger then And I was mowing the neighbor's lawn (IYKWIM) I did this for a part time job So, I mowed the fellah's lawn And afterwards--it was a very hot day--we were sitting out on his porch Drinking a coke You know, a glass with three or four ice cubes in it It was a small porch, actually it was kind of falling apart They refinished the steps some years later--they were concrete Then after that, they actually sold the house to the church down the street I have a problem with that kind of Because then people stay in it And they're kind of living there, and they're working for the church, but they don't have to pay property taxes It's kind of a strange thing Raises the property taxes of the other people in the neighborhood I kind of have a problem with that, but anyway We were sitting out there The mailman came by, and he was carrying all the letters at that time You know, for the neighborhood, and well... Oooooh the mailman He looked very warm He was, uh, you know wearing his uniform and everything ...such a hot day, that Tony--the fellah whose lawn I had just mowed (IYKWIM)--offered him a drink of Coke The mailman was very grateful Unfortunately, this is no help to me now, I don't get my mail very often 'Cause this was years in the past Actually, it was a different neighborhood I've moved since Ooooh the mailman Heeeeeee's the mailman Mailman Hell yeah That wacky mailman Think I'll invite him in for a beer Or two... And maybe some sex Have you hugged your mailman today? Think he'll loan me his mace? I doubt it Mailman!!!! (mailman, mailman) Then there was another time I was about the same age as when the lawn mowing incident happened This was a different mailman once again Oooooooh the mailman Came to deliver the mail He was an interesting fellow At some point, he'd had his larynx removed by surgery But he was able to talk by some kind of trick with his throat With the air coming out It was quite amazing He sounded a lot like, uh, he was breathing in and then adjusting with his mouth, it was a real interesting effect But anyway, this guy came to deliver the mail And the screen door to the house, you know, it wasn't quite shut all the way So the dog, the older...I guess at the time she was the younger dog, now the older dog The older dog died, and we got a new younger dog But the, uh, at the time the younger dog--now the older dog--jumped up at the screen door and I don't know if it was ajar, or the thing, or maybe she just happened to hit the handle But the door opened, and the dog ran out Kinda scratched the mailman And, well you know, I ran out and caught the dog OOOOOH mailman So I caught the dog, brought the dog back into the house And I was apologizing to the mailman Well, he of course worried You never know what the dog might have So he came in and talked to my parents Everything was fine But he was always more wary about coming to our house We always had to make sure to keep the door shut after that Oooooh mailman Mailman!!!! OOOOOOOOH, mailman!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! |
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song length: 00:11:16
song rating: 8.33