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Can't Guard the Messiah
A 5-8 guard, King of the Jews
Packs in the fans, endorses shoes
His mighty jump shot leads to a slaughter
It floats so high it brings down holy water

Can't guard the Messiah
Steals from Obadiah
He just blows right by ya
Dunks all over Jeremiah

His style of basketball converts the masses
Sometimes he shoots, sometimes he passes
He has great range – can hit the triple
Before the game he healed a cripple

Can't guard the Messiah
Steals from Obadiah
He just blows right by ya
Dunks all over Jeremiah

He gets position to grab a board
He blocks a shot in the name of the Lord
The fans’ allegiance wanes when the team's in trouble
But he restores their faith with another triple-double

Can't guard the Messiah
Steals from Obadiah
He just blows right by ya
Dunks all over Jeremiah

On the fast break he brings up the ball
He'll either keep it, or dump it off to Paul
Sometimes a loss can seem unbearable
He lifts the team's spirits with another parable

Can't guard the Messiah
Steals from Obadiah
He just blows right by ya
Dunks all over Jeremiah
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song length: 00:03:10

song rating: 5.00

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