Dogfuckerpeanutsandwich - Gyrating Bhtch

My girlfriend dumped me twice this year
She didn't want to marry me
She said I loved her more than beer
And only sought to carry me

DFPS I'm all alone
DFPS Why don't she phone.

I met her where I feed the ducks
I give those ducks my dirty bread
But I can't tell you how she fucks
Cuz she was best when I play dead

DFPS I'm all alone
DFPS Why don't she phone.

She came back once to get her stuff
I knocked her out to prove I'm tough
But the percodan was not enough
She woke and gave me lots of guff

I don't know, I don't understand
I did every single thing she said
When she was sick I held her hand
And told her she was good in bed

DFPS I'm all alone
DFPS Why don't she phone.

Now she's gone and I'm living stag
My bhtch is gone and far away
Pass the spliff, I'll take a drag
Aww screw it, she was probably gay!