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Player's Sandwich, Illinois
When you're hungry for a good time
There's a bunch of places you can go
But Player's Sandwich, Illinois
Is loaded with all the hos

Tune up your motorbike
Or oil up your unicycle
And head out to Player's Sandwich
Where shit really fuckin' rocks

Bowl yourself a strike
Have yourself a ball
Player's Sandwich, Illinois
10% ethanol
Bowl yourself a strike
Have yourself a ball
Player's Sandwich, Illinois
10% ethanol

It's right near Schaumburg
And Hoffman Estates, too
Where Higgins and Golf roads meet
Player's Sandwich sings its tune

Close to the Flyers
Close to the Wood'
But Player's Sandwich, Illinois
Toots its own horn, you idiot fuck sonofabhtch

Bowl yourself a strike
Have yourself a ball
Player's Sandwich, Illinois
10% ethanol
Bowl yourself a strike
Have yourself a ball
Player's Sandwich, Illinois
10% ethanol

If you've never been to the P-Swich
You really should fuckin' go
Don't me me tell you again
Or you ain't gonna get no more blow

Bowl yourself a strike
Have yourself a ball
Player's Sandwich, Illinois
10% ethanol
Bowl yourself a strike
Have yourself a ball
Player's Sandwich, Illinois
10% ethanol
Bowl yourself a strike
Have yourself a ball
Player's Sandwich, Illinois
10% ethanol
Bowl yourself a strike
Have yourself a ball
Player's Sandwich, Illinois
10% ethanol!
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