gyrating bhtch
Session:
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
I’m one cool mofo, I’ve got my step in stride Got the Cameo codpiece on the outside I’m chillin’ down the hallway with my man Pee Cee So why ain’t people got no love for me? Lemme tell you ‘bout a time way back in Aych Ess When me and Pee Cee was in the chemistry class Teacher readin’ off the names: Dubow and Paul Curtain But then he gets to me--damn fool is uncertain!! He said my first--Alif with an “I” But then on my second: “I’m not even going to try” Well, to cover my shame, I covered my jaw And looked up at my homie, winked, and said “Paul” See, I knew my man Paul, I knew he was smoove And I knew that I could trust him to make the right move He had it all down, he had the panacea So he rose from his seat and yelled “Dhanidina”! Curtain, Curtain, Curtain, Curtain, Curtain Dhanidina!! (no love) Curtain, Curtain, Curtain, Curtain, Curtain Dhanidina!! (no love) Fast forward five frames, and I’m in the northeast The women were fly, but the weather was a beast Now I was thinkin’ ‘bout my friends, and thinkin’ real hard And I knew right then--I had to go to Bard Now Bard is a college, that much you know But I bet you weren’t aware that’s where the Doctor of Blow Was studying and learning and doing his thing From summer to the fall to the winter to the spring Now the Blow Doctor, he’s a whiz with electronics And I was feeling so down, I knew he’d be my tonic So right after I had some wings at the Hooters I headed straight off to the lab of computers I got to the lab, and much to my sadness Blow wasn’t there, in all of his badness So I left him a note, and I kept it real brief It read “Hey, Mark, what’s up? Your buddy, Alif.” You can probably guess how that chapter was closed Mark never did call--I was totally hosed!! I was a wreck inside, it was a major-league bummer But it probably would have helped if I’d left my number. |
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song length: 00:04:37
song rating: 8.00