gyrating bhtch
Session:
| Me and My Circular Saw |
| Turbinado |
| Raped by a Donkey |
| Bhtch Digger |
| Dogfuckerpeanutsandwich |
| I Lost My Pan |
| How Santa Got Fucked by Global Warming |
| Ronnie Milsap |
| Donut Ranch |
| All Hail Hairbo |
| Suddenly, and Without Warning |
| Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
| Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
| Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
| Unstoppable Hose Truck |
| Turbinado... Turbinado... Turbinado... Turbinado... Haul my stinkin' ass out of bed After a night of drinkin' hard and sleepin' with the dead There's nothing I like better after a little necromancy Than a nice, sweet cup of C-O-F-F-E-E Walk in to my punk-ass kitchen Check out the trash can, which is totally bhtchin' Pick past the banana peel, and pull out yesterday's grounds Get the water percolatin' and reach over to scratch the hound Turbinado... Nab a turtle... Cabo wabo... Grab a nipple... Fat potato... Foobah woobah... By the time this fuckin' Turbinado dissolves Those fuckin' monkies over there damn gonna evolve I'm just about ready to set up my coffee with Sweet n' Low If'n this damn raw sugar doesn't stoppin' to blow Slappy is happy as the water gets steamy Look in my fuckin' sink to see what I'll got to clean me Warsh me a mug and a big-ass spoon Just thinkin' about that joe I'm gonna drink me soon Before I turn off that punk-ass pot I look me in my larder to see what I got All I gots no granulated; no powdered down below All I got is that shitty-ass turbinado [Turbinado - nab a turtle - cabo wabo - grab a nipple - fat potato - foobah woobah] By the time this fuckin' Turbinado dissolves Those fuckin' monkies over there damn gonna evolve I'm just about ready to set up my coffee with Sweet n' Low If'n this damn raw sugar doesn't stoppin' to blow Now I've got to make my ass a decision Which I face with fuckin' red-neck derision Do I drink day-old black and bitter joe? Or do I pour in that hard-ass turbinado? Turbinado! Turbinado! Maybe I got some honey or blackberry molassas Or maybe some shit outta dem dere your asses I've checked around, and all I've got is that shit sugar So I said, "fuck that shit," and just ate me a booger So that's the end of my story, it's over and through It ain't no Ulysses, but let me just say "fuck you" To all them pricks who go makin' sugar that blow There ain't nothin worse than a spoon of turbinado Turbinado... Grab a turtle... Cabo wabo... Grab a nipple... Flat potato... Fooba-wooba... Turbinado... Turbinado... If'n this damn raw sugar don't be stoppin' to blow! Those fuckin' monkies over there damn gonna evolve! I'm just about ready to set up my coffee with Sweet n' Low If'n this damn raw sugar doesn't stoppin' to blow Turbinado... Turbinado... Turbinado... Turbinado... Turbinado... Turbinado... |
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song length: 00:04:07
song rating: 8.00