It's Sung like a Broadway Show Tune

My penis is small - but it is mine
I like to play - all the time
All the ladies - take a pass
When they need – a magnifying glass

Three is why you’re so irate
You’re on time and three is late
You’re sinking fast and three’s the weight
But three is only five from eight

My penis is small - but it is mine
I think it is - mighty fine
A little bigger - than a mosquito
Why does nobody - say it's neato

Three is why you’re so irate
You’re on time and three is late
You’re sinking fast and three’s the weight
But three is only five from eight

My penis is small - but it is mine
As a mortgage – it’s sub-prime
My case I do - try to plea
Where is it - I do not see

Three is why you’re so irate
You’re on time and three is late
You’re sinking fast and three’s the weight
But three is only five from eight