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Frank's Lumber
Welcome to Frank's Lumber and Crafts
Please be sure to page through our circular, which is available at the front desk
You'll find many bargains and more on all the merchandise we carry
Which will make your home, or hobby, successful
At a reasonable cost!!

Hines...
Hines...
Attention Hines Lumber Store shoppers!!
Plywood four by fours are now on sale
For $5.99 a board
Please come to the service desk to get your wood

Waffleboard!!!
Waffleboard!!!
Waffleboard!!!
Get me some waffleboard!!

They're building a wall
That's why they need waffleboard

Welcome to Evanston Lumber
We never have a sale
Our wood's too good
Good wood!

Do you carry cattle braisers?
Why yes, aisle four
What about garden equipment
We have the most hoses on the North Shore
More trowels than a gazebo!!
What about fertilizer?
No, sorry

BHTCH!!
Pine!!
Teak!!
Redwood!!
Plywood!!
Would you like those cut in fourths?
Halves?
Eighths

All cuts made at the Builder's Square lumber yard are only guranteed to within one eighth of one inch
Please be aware of that

Crafty Beaver will not be held responsible for wood halved into cars
But please help yourselves to our twine

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