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Reading My Telescope Book
High in the mountains, at my Fecal Shateaux
Chateau Ste Michelle makes a fine Merlot
I finished my book and so did D.Klo
Whether he understood it, I really donít know

Tales of mirrors, gathering light
Taking my mind away from my plight
Waiting for something to break loose
Man, I wish I had the moose

Five kinds of meat-blood on my plate
Should have pre-moosed before I ate
Lamb, pork and chicken, too
Take me to the john, I gotta poo

Tales of mirrors, gathering light
Taking my mind away from my plight
Waiting for something to break loose
Man, I wish I had the moose

Big Burrito, Ring of Fire
Reading my book is all I desire
Flipping pages, one by one
Not going anywhere until I'm done.

Second wind, and third and fourth
Downing meat just like Iím Worf
Reading about tubes of copper and glass
Trying desperately to make stuff come out my ass

Tales of mirrors, gathering light
Taking my mind away from my plight
Waiting for something to break loose
Man, I wish I had the moose

I like bananas, they soak up the blood
And thatís a direct quote from Brud
Settling in for a long summerís crap
By the end, Iíll have enough for a hat
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