gyrating bhtch
Session:
Boxing Day |
Country Christmas |
Curved or Yellow |
Del Santabo |
Druid Christmas |
Hanukkah Goat |
Immaculate Deception |
Metal Full of Mouth |
Testicles |
The Pudgy Jew Who Saved Christmas |
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
As Santa was sitting in his backyard Eating bananas and drinking hard Along came a monkey, who bit him in the ass And Bananta was born right there on the grass On Christmas Eve, Bananta gropes Many different cantalopes He thumps the melons, and squeeze a grape Then hop in his Chevy on his big banana cape Some folks say he's long and curved Other say he's yellow, like Big Bird But curved or yellow, the issue is moot On Christmas Eve Bananta brings everybody fruit If you're good Bananta brings Not toys or candy or diamond rings He brings fresh fruit of every kind Because that monkey bit his behind One two three...Bananta!! Fruit for free...Bananta!!! A B C ... Bananta!!! You and me ... Bananta!!! If you're bad, ugly or mean Or maybe just a Philistine Bananta will get you a rotten pomegranate Because he knows that you ain't worth a dammit |
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song length: 00:03:45
song rating: 6.50