gyrating bhtch
Session:
Wife Swapping at the All-Star Game |
Marry Me Bhtch |
Twice as Long for the Western Cowboy |
Eugepae |
Bhtch Slapped |
The Nixon |
Chickenshake Russ in Seven |
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
I met you one day, when you walked my way I didn't know what to say, so I just waved and said "hey" Now the years did pass, and you have cellulite on your ass My stomach's grown a bit, and my clothes no longer fit We've been together for years We've cried a lot of tears And drank a lot of beers And talked about our fears But I don't regret the day that I got that itch The day I asked you to marry me, bhtch The first time we went out, I heard your father shout "That boy's a big slut, you two'd better not fuck" But you didn't listen to dad, and it was the best date I ever had I had no idea you were so bad I started to like you, but just a tad The day we were married, you mysteriously miscarried I wanted to leave you then But you insisted we try again But I don't regret the day that I got that itch The day I asked you to marry me, bhtch So we had our first child And the bills are very piled Together, we raised our boy And bought him tons of toys That boy took up all our time And drained us of our last dime But together, we made it through And I still love you I don't regret the day that I got that itch The day I asked you to marry me, bhtch And then one day, all three of them fell in a hole, and were never heard from again. |
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song length: 00:03:42
song rating: 6.00