gyrating bhtch
Session:
WMMT News |
Captain Flywheel |
Potato Envy |
Candy Bar |
Produce or Else |
Blender Vendor |
Follow Your Dreams |
Not Even A Little Bit |
Date and A Break In |
Horace's Lament |
The Pitch and the Catch |
Goiter Man |
The Produce Section |
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
When I worked at the circus, you see Outside the tents and the rings three I was the attraction that brought the crowds Come rain or shine, sun or clouds I was the headliner of the sideshow They'd come for miles to see my throat I was the Goiter Man, but now I'm Neal My checkered past, I can no longer conceal As Goiter Man, I ruled the freaks The crazies, the wierdos, and the geeks I nurtured my goiter both night and day Avoided iodine in every way I was the headliner of the sideshow They'd come for miles to see my throat But one day, the crowd greeted me with jeers Threw veggies at my eyes, nose and ears Someone slipped me iodine, it changed my physique My goiter went away within the space of a week Lichme the Clown, though he wouldn't tell us Or the bearded lady, who'd become quite jealous I was the headliner of the sideshow They'd come for miles to see my throat So I dedicated the rest of my life To put all vegetables under the knife I've made a decision I'd like to announce I'm closing my grocery store for good For in its place, you will find The best appliance store in the hood Mindy, my dear, I'll ask for your aid Please manage my store, as that is your trade Horace, I'd love to, your idea it's grand With your fix-it skills, we'll be in demand I've made a decision I'd like to announce I'm closing my grocery store for ever and ever But I need someone to buy and to sell Someone who is bright, quick and clever We've a better salesmen than Ron Popeil Who better to sell than our friend Neal? You respect my skills, so I'll join your shop I no longer feel disdain for your crop I've made a decision I'd like to announce I'm closing my grocery, bringing it to a stop And my Flywheel costume, it will be hung In the front window of my shop And for my cellulose friends, I will make A refrigerator door that's clear, not opaque They'll stay on display inside the store So they'll be preserve forevermore Some years later, Horace's aunt came to pay him an unexpected visit. Seeing the wondrous vegetables, and the opportunity to further surprise Horace, she made a healthy batch of ratatouille. Neal went back for seconds... |
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song length: 00:07:05
song rating: 8.00