Hairbo's Got Skills - Gyrating Bhtch

I got the blues so bad
Since Hairbo came back to the band
Thought we'd find the groove
Now we just lose
Hairbo ain't that good
Now we sound like shit
But we still love our Hairbo
He's the man
Hairbo...our man

Play it for us, Hairbo

Boy, look at that Hairbo go
He's really going
Oh, that Hairbo
Hairbo knows that Hairbo can go
Hey man, look at that Hairbo go, bro
Yeah!!
He couldn't stop it if he wanted to
He's all over that
He's all over that like a walking bassline
Look at that ugly fretboard action.
Hairbo's got skills
Say it Hairbo: "I got skeeeeeoooz"
See?
Play on, Hairbo. Play on.