I've Got Meat Sweats (Just Like Bong)

Thought some meat would do me some good
But when it came to portions I misunderstood
Each of my pores has become its own geyser
Stay far away, I’m forced to advise her
(Moooooooooooo!)

Meat Sweats
Barbershop Quartets
Cigarettes
Terror Threats

Meat Sweats, meat sweats, they drive me insane
There’s to much protein in my veins
Held down firm by gravity’s clutches
I’m the Duke to protein’s Duchess
Dietary iron overload
My large intestine is about to explode

Meat Sweats
Commemorative Statuettes
Vietnam Vets
Bernie Getz

Meat Sweats
Corporate Debts
Tim Metz
No Regrets