gyrating bhtch
Session:
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
Hey Frank Himel, let me tell you a tale Of one fine lass, who’s a fine piece of tail I met her at the gym, we were playing kickball She was the one with the hair, thought I’d give her a call Now I’m a freshman, you see, but I still know the score You wanna get with the chicks, and then give ‘em what for So I invited her over for some popcorn and coke And then, if I was lucky, I’d give her a poke But you know she’s fifteen, and them girls can be coy They want lovin’ and huggin’, and a dumb-assed stuffed toy But this girl was different, see, that was the thing She brought beer and a bong and a bag of onion rings She filled up the bong and went straight for my stash Within the space of five minutes, we was high on the hash She talked about the boys, and she spoke with a glow Of you and Bill Rooney, and some dude named Swedlow Now, I’ve been with the ladies, but not one like this She got me so horny, I sure had to piss She lay on my bed and took toke after toke And her tongue did this thing whenever she spoke I had to make a move, on that girl with the hair I mean, for pete’s sake, she was lying right there! But I got real nervous as she sucked on that beer ‘Cause I was damn sure that she thought I was queer So I gathered myself and marshaled my courage But I wanted to be sure I could act with a flourish So I went to the bafroom, ‘cause I had to pee something wicked And when I came back, she was ON THE BED NEKKED!!! Now you know what I did, because you did it, too So did Rooney and Swedlow and half the team Crew But I didn’t care, ‘cause I’d sown my seed But then I found out: bitch took my weed!!! |
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song length: 00:03:54
song rating: 8.50