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White Elephant

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I was born a cabbage man
In a gypsy caravan
I'd travel on from town to town
With my cabbage of great renown

Roast the nuts...chestitesticles
Max your credit...intrestitesticles
Cook the bird...goosetitesticles
Trim the tree...sprucetitesticles
Gone a carolin'...doortitesticles
Buy the gifts...storetitesticles
The Grinch's pet...poochtitesticles
Mistletoe...smoochtitesticles!!

The food of kings--good, fresh and hearty
But not for me; no mushrooms for Marty
I like to eat most any food
But consider fungi just plain crude

Go to church...masstitesticles
Eat too much...gastitesticles
Ride the sleigh...reinditesticles
Lichme the Clown...Ukraintitesticles
Cookies for Santa...batchtitesticles
A Christmas Carol...Cratchtitesticles
Build the fire...pyratesticles
Do it yourself...Messiatesticles!!

Hallelujah!!

The fountain of meat is quite a site
It spits fine cuts both day and night
Raw, pasty slabs of meat
Slapping on the hot concrete

Northtitesticles!
Southtitesticles!
Eastitesticles!
Westitesticles!

Northtitesticles!
Southtitesticles!
Eastitesticles!
Westitesticles!
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