Metal Full of Mouth - Gyrating Bhtch

I have to wear rubber bands
They really hurt my teeth
They fit okay on the top
But are tight underneath

Having braces is the best
Like a baby bird in its nest
And a shield with its crest
Braces make my mouth a fest

Headgear inducing drool
Became my ritual
In my teeth, I often find
Pasta fagioli

I've got braces
You've got braces
Between our teeth
We've got spaces

The orthodonist's receptionist
She's such a bhtch
I stick a hanger underneath
To big time my tooth itch