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Captain Flywheel and the Produce Section (live)

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Potato Envy
What's the bother, dear
Where have I gone wrong with you?
Your toast has always been so warm
Now something in you's gone askew

You can talk to me
The Captain can sense your troubles
Now don't you worry, it can't make toast
So help rid me of my stomach's rumbles

The future may seem frightening
But tomorrow's not so grave
Though it makes a fine potato
You'll never be replaced by a microwave

Every person and appliance, too
Has his lot in life, it's true
As a grocer, one thing I've found
You can't start over fresh and new

So take the hand you're dealt
And be the best as a toaster
As I have stayed for many a year
A small time, mis-cast grocer
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