Rubber Fucky - Gyrating Bhtch

Rubber fucky, you're the one
You make bedtime lots of fun
Rubber fucky, I'm awfully fond of you
Boh boh bo-de-oh

Rubber fucky, joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noize

Went to the Wax Trax, thought I'd be right back
But instead, I was hit on by a couple of guys
I just wanted to buy some mags, but these guys that liked me, they must have been fags
But I wouldn't give in, contempted by sin, so I just went on in

Rubber fucky, you're the one
You make bedtime lots of fun
Rubber fucky, I'm awfully fond of you
Boh boh bo-de-oh

Every day when I make my way to the bed
I find a little fellah who's cute and yella and dead

Before adding air, she's not much to look at
Rumply, crumply like a pile of fat
Using her blow hole
She stands real tall, about five-foot-four
Best of all, looks like she's a real whore

Rubber fucky, you're the one
Bed lots of fun
Rubber fucky, I'm awfully fond of you
Boh boh bo-de-oh