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I Gotta Shower and I Gotta Eat
Alarm, snooze, lie in bed
Ten Thousand Maniacs in my head
Out of bed, to the john
Hello Kitty, marzipan
In the shower, half past eight
Doin' the Nixon, Watergate
Shampoo, soap, conditioner too
Take my time, not nearly through

I gotta shower, and I gotta eat
Have some breakfast and wash my feet
I gotta shower, and I gotta eat
So many hours before we meet

Razor cream, cut and knick
Oh, thank God I'm not a chick
Sewn shut pocket, sonofabhtch
Find the scissors and cut each stitch
Cotton polyester silk
Shirts and pants and of that ilk
The cupboard, she's nearly bare
Time out sit, five minute blank stare

I gotta shower, and I gotta eat
Have some breakfast and wash my feet
I gotta shower, and I gotta eat
So many hours before we meet

Peanuts, yogurt, grapefruit juice
Eggwhite omelette, chicken or goose
Cook and eat, eat and cook
Read a chapter of my book

Videotape warmup, tai chi
Get the phone, Ant'knee
Brush my teeth, nine-thirty-one
Bicuspid, molar, canine, tongue
Downstairs parking, keys ignition
What can I say, it's tradition
Villains, burglers, suburban heaven
Finally arrive close to eleven

I gotta shower, and I gotta eat
Have some breakfast and wash my feet
I gotta shower, and I gotta eat
So many hours before we meet
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