gyrating bhtch
Session:
WMMT News |
Captain Flywheel |
Potato Envy |
Candy Bar |
Produce or Else |
Blender Vendor |
Follow Your Dreams |
Not Even A Little Bit |
Date and A Break In |
Horace's Lament |
The Pitch and the Catch |
Goiter Man |
The Produce Section |
Suddenly, and Without Warning |
Suddenly, and Without Warning (Part Two) |
Captain Flywheel Stageplay |
Merry Christmas, Bhtch |
Unstoppable Hose Truck |
Excuse me, miss. Are you the manager of this establishment? Then, may I have a word with you Madam, may I introdue this humble man before you A man named Neal Stovey who would ask to use this store you Manage in your very own idiomatic way I've something for you today To set my wares here in your store To set up my blenders by the score To set up your patrons for miles and miles To set up vegetables for their demise What is this, you may suspect? This surplus skin around my neck Well, never mind my dear You see, this is your lucky year Blender Vendor's my nom de guerre And I'll use your store to vend my wares A demonstration's what it is Blender exhibits are my biz Then I'll grind, grind cucumber and peas!! Grind, grind potatoes, beets and leeks!! Puree, liquify all the greens that I can see!! And put an end to my past with freaks So come tomorrow when the sun is at its hottest I shall return with my show, ever so modest And thank you young Miss Coffey, for lending me your time Now, get back to business, and I'll get to mine |
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song length: 00:02:51
song rating: 6.67